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Mati: Hey !
E Coli: Hey
Mati:Omg did u noe u r causing so many product recalls?? (Oh My God did you know you are causing so many product recalls??)
E Coli: Uh duh it was fun!? u should try it!(uh duh it was fun!? you should try it)
Mati: um no thx im a reg human remember?(um no thanks im a regular human remember?)
E Coli: aww ur no fun! ..but hey! im still helping ppl 2! .(aww you are no fun but hey im still helping people too!)
Mati: say wat?! u r? (say what?! you are?)
E Coli: D: u dont noe?! i make vitamine K2 (sad face you didnt know?! i make vitamine K2)
Mati:Really? i didnt noe! but hey u caused tat weird feeling last time though!(really? i didnt know but hey you caused that weird feeling last time though)
E Coli: tats not my fault i was having a strain ...my strain gives u the vitamine K2..u noe(thats not my fault i was having a strain my strain gives you the vitamine k2 you know?)
Mati: yea but still some of ur family caused food poisoning!! .-.( yea but still some of your family caused food poisoning!! upsidedown face)
E Coli: hey tat was O15:H7's fault!( hey that was O15:H7's fault)
Mati: o yea i heard u luv livin in the intestine! ..how is it there..wait i dont wanna noe :D(o yea i heard you love living in the intestine! how is it there wait i dont want to know)
E Coli: well...i like the lower intestine but i can survive outside the body 2 u noe!(well i like the lower intestine but i can survive outside the body too you know!)
Mati: still u choose the weirdest places!(still you choose the weirdest place!)
E Coli:Tats cuz im special :p imma indicator too!(thats because im special "face" im a indicator too)
Mati: omg teacher!!!!!!! G2G cya l8ter (Oh my god teacher! got to go see you later !)
E Coli: tsk tsk texting in class! shame :p(tsk tsk texting in class shame "face")
Mati: ]:< hey! not my fault...xD bbs("face" hey! not my fault "face" bye bye)
E Coli: bb (bye bye)
Text Message: Mati has signed off
Text Message: E Coli has signed off
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